We're going to be
honest. You could throw a stone around here and hit at least a few
dozen strokers vying for the title of 'perfect faux blowjob provider'.
They're all wonderful! We love them and our penis-owning customers love
them. Here's the thing though; most strokers are stationary. Static.
Motionless. You'll need to rely on your or your partner's own power of
stroking locomotion. VeDO's Hummer Hands-Free BJ Machine, on the other
(metaphorical) hand, relies on some totally innovative suction
technology and good old electricity!
The Hummer is truly a
machine, a super-powered, pleasure-packed feat of engineering that lets
you customize your perfect blow job from beginning to end. To get
started, have a look at what's included. First up is the Hummer's power
pack, a sturdy box with a simple on/off switch, 2 sets of function keys,
and two connection points. One of those connection points is for an AC
power adapter with lots of available cord. Plug it into a free wall
socket, and that's it. No need to worry about batteries or recharging.
The other connects a long length of flexible tubing to the Hummer's
stroker sleeve.
Coated in firmer, easy to grip silicone, the
stroker sleeve is plushy soft and sexily clingy. Attach the tubing to
the back end of the sleeve, then connect the opposite end to the power
box. Flip the switch to 'ON', slather on lots of a favorite water-based
lube, and you're good to go! Position the sleeve over your shaft, pick a
rhythm and sit back to enjoy the best blowjob simulation you've ever
had. The Hummer sucks at 25 possible speeds and intensities using
totally unique reverse pressure pulses that climb to as many as 109
sucks per minute.
You'll see two set of function keys on the box,
one controls 5 modes of intensity and the other controls 5 speed
levels. Use the keys to adjust the space between each suck and/or
overall sucking speed. There's also a very handy remote included. Pass
it off to a partner or keep it to yourself. Either way, someone is going
to be the very lucky recipient of slow and steady slurps, or a fast and
furious ride to the finish.
The Hummer's sleeve should be
cleaned well before and after use using some warm soapy water or a good
toy care fluid/foam. The other pieces of the Hummer Hands-Free BJ
Machine should be carefully wiped down. Please keep lots of your
favorite water base lube handy, not only will it feel amazing, but will
also help the Hummer's suction work its very best magic. Do NOT use the
Hummer in or around water.
* Measurements to the side
represent the Hummer's stroking sleeve. The entire Hummer, when
assembled, reaches about 4'/1.2M from the power box to base of the
sleeve. The sleeve is approximately 4"/10cm penetrable and 2.75"/7cm in
total diameter
Orifice: Neutral
Length: 6.5"
Special Features : Closed End
