Quick question. What features does your perfect paddle include? If you're looking for a super-sturdy wood surface, lots of lightweight maneuverability and imprint lettering that'll leave behind the mark of a playtime well enjoyed, look no further. Spartacus's Wood BITCH Paddle flicks and licks with sexily stinging spank-happy precision.

Nice and firm in hand (and against your playmate's skin), the BITCH Paddle is perfect for newbie paddle users and just as perfect for more experienced partners. A nice long wrist cord keeps the point of contact close at all times. 

Spot clean as needed.

* The Wood BITCH Paddle measures approximately 12.5" (31.8cm) in length and approximately 2.1" (5.3cm) at widest